ULTRA FUCKERS Avant Punk Books - 108 pages - ISBN: 1-933929-66-9

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Tony dreads the idea of going to his wifeʼs company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ.  He hates these Southwestern-style planned suburban neighborhoods.  All of the streets look the same.  All of the houses look the same.  All of the people look the same.  Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party.  He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs.  The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses donʼt seem to make any sense.    After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community.  There is something unnatural about the houses around him.  There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows.  And no matter how far he drives, he canʼt seem to find his way out.    Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellickʼs previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.