You're on the run from the cops and need to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle
of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of pirates and zombies that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it
is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water. To escape, you must join the
crew of one of the two ships at the dock. The first is a strange black cube-shaped vessel called The Eye World and the other
is a totally punk rock pirate ship called The Rotten Sore. Which will you take?
If you board The Eye World, turn to page
21. If you take The Rotten Sore, turn to page 22. But choose wisely! You could find yourself screwing demonic faeries and
a cyborg dominatrix on top of a pile of treasure, or you could end up as lunch for a team of floating telepathic walrus heads.
What
will happen next? That's up to you! When the story hits a fork in the road, you get to choose which path to take. The
ending will always be different depending on your decisions. Not only that, you can read this book over and over again for
a new experience every time!
Ocean of Lard is a parody of that classic interactive fiction series that you adored as a
kid, now filled to the brim with enough fucked up humor and surreal perversions to satisfy you as an adult.
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