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WELCOME to the web presence of Carlton Mellick III, one of the leading authors in the new cult genre of fiction called BIZARRO.
 
If you are not yet familiar with the trashy squishy novels of CM3 then have a look around.  There is plenty of creamy bizarro goodness in store for you.

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PRAISE FOR CARTLON MELLICK III

"If you like satires which are highly imaginative, subversive, gory, funny as hell and completely surreal CM3 may be your literary messiah."      
    - Ricardo Gonzalez Del Valle

"Carlton Mellick creates fascinating and intricate worlds out of meat, slime, sexuality, wire, and the kind of nightmares that make you laugh when you wake up."  
    - Jemiah Jefferson

"Brilliant writing that oozes into your skull and melts your brain like a box of a zillion crayons."   
    - Idiot Alien Thought Creature

"Mellick is smarter than the dumbness he tries to coat his writing in; you feel like you're reading a comic or watching MTV - but that underneath there is something deeper and smarter than the cartoonish presentation before your eyes."
    - Euchrid

 
"Through childlike narration Mr. Mellick can present to his reader some of the most curious and knee-slapingly hysterical blaspheme."
    - Ian David McGowen 

"There is depth behind his simplistic prose, and humor all around it. What at first seems unsophisticated quickly becomes a firm identity to the characters, and you realize the intelligence behind the naivety. Yes, it's all on purpose, and you've just been had!"
    - Schtinky

"Mellick has definitely joined the ranks of the bizarre literary geniuses such as Burroughs, Philip K. Dick, and Vonnegut."
    - Charles Glover

"Mellick's imagination is boundless, and his writing truly shows this. His characters, plot, and writing style are original, enjoyable, and inspiring."
    - Lionel Bigsby

"CM3 is the most imaginative writer since Lethem and Vonnegut. Different, and absolutely thought provoking..."
    - Daniel McCreary

"His books are from another universe."
    - Cameron Pierce

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